✧ MATTY HEALY ✧

Emo Lord. Brit. Rat. Meme Wizard.

✧ About ✧

Matthew Timothy Healy. 31. Aries.

Frontman and lead of The 1975. Responsible for the bops you vibe to along with the rest of the band. The band is composed of the bassist Ross (@Californicaticn), drummer/producer George (@vcpoirs) and guitarist Adam (@lcstfire). In his free time, Matty is taking care of his four year old named Sophia with his husband or getting fucked up with his friends. One thing you can count on Matty is being loyal to friends and never giving up on them. He is a lover of all people and will do his best to never get on anyone's bad side. Friends are always appreciated, don't hesitate to DM!

✧ Friends ✧

Ross Healy-Macdonald
@Californicaticn
Husband. My Moonshine. My Squishy. Bassist.
I am unequivocally in love with you. Simply, there are no words to describe all the emotions I am feeling. Your love is every love song in existence put into one playlist. Your touch just as gentle and sweet. You are poetry brought to life, exuding colours that I did not know existed. With these colours, a vibrant rainbow is formed that leaves me in awe. You truly are one of a kind, a special kind of perfect that everyone spends eons searching for but I found it in my best mate. Thank you for being the best husband anyone could ask for and more. I love you so much and I am BUZZED I get to spend a lifetime loving you. Sophia also loves you too x

Brendon Urie-Jonas
@brendonugh
Best Mate. Bitchacho Uno. Crackhead.
Where do I start? You are an amazing person. Someone who brings joy and laughter into everyone's life, especially mine. Every day in the crackhouse is a day I spend laughing my guts out. Even though we knew each other from prior 2013, we really kicked it off last year and I’m grateful life has led us to each other. 2019 was the worst year for me (forgetting that 2020 exists) but honestly when you and Suph took me under your wing and befriended me, the year did a complete 180 and became one of the best. You are one of my best mates and without you, my life would be bland. You truly are such a gem. Don’t forget you’re beuwifuck and Ulyanov Ugh.

Joesuph Jonas-Urie
@JoesuphJ
Best Mate. Bitchacho Dos. Crackhead.
Another person I could not live without. You fill my days with laughter and are an amazing support system, inside and outside the crackhouse. You are one of the sweetest people I have met and I am forever grateful to have you in my life. You are literal candy, such a sweetness that radiates from the good vibes that you emit. No amount of words could ever show how much you mean to me. 2019 was a fucking awful year for me until you and Brendon came into my life and showed me how beautiful it can be with the right friends. You’re also one of my best mates. I adore how wholesome you are whenever times get tough. Ulyanov Suph.

George Daniel
@vcpoirs
Best Mate. Horsecock. Milk Man. Drummer
From the beginning, you have shown me nothing but absolute kindness. I must admit, at first I was scared of you, but now that we really got to know each other, you make me laugh like no other. I appreciate how kind you are to me and how much happiness you bring to my life. The conversations we have make me laugh every day, from forgetting that I have appendages (how do you forget I have two hands) to making fun of our typos, I have enjoyed every conversation we have. I am so buzzed that we became close. Nothing would ever be able to tell you just how much I adore you. I love you so much x

Adam Hann
@lcstfire
Roast King. Meme Wizard. Cock. Guitarist.
I will never forget how we met. You screamed DAD at me and then made fun of my height. That night, I laughed so hard, my insides were burning. Since that night, you have shown me nothing but kindness and generosity. We bonded through our love of animals and memes. You may forget my name on a daily basis and I may enjoy using you as my foot rest or my favourite person to bother when Ross isn't giving me attention, but I would not trade anything for our friendship. I appreciate you so much more than words could say. I love you so much x

Spencer Charnas
@ThePlctSickens
Gpa. Demon Daddy.
We also have known each other for so many years but now we are family and I am grateful to have a gpa as cool as you, even though you’re old as bones. From yeeting to burning down icy states, I cannot ask for a cooler grandpa than you. I love you so much gpa. P.S. you look good cuffed wink wink.

Ashley Costello
@slvsherfilm
Mum #2. Knife Queen. Mega BDE Energy
I cannot believe I used to be scared of you. And by scared I mean intimidated to the point where I wanted to jump out of my skin whenever we interacted. Turns out, you're so kind, sweet, and soft. You go out of your way every day to make sure I'm doing okay and I've found such a great person in you who really cares. Thank you for always being a shoulder for me to lean on. You are someone I don't want to go without! Also thank you for making my gpa the happiest man on the planet. Welcome to our crazy family! Love you so much x

Louis Healy
@LouisHtheLoser
Little Brother. Loser. Biggest Support.
The only one aside from Sophie who is my blood family and even though you’re a punk, I am grateful I have you as a brother. You are always there for me whenever shit goes rough. You listen and never judge my dumb ways. You may hate when I say it but I love you so much. Cheers to being dumbasses!!

Matty Healy-Blake
@chcngeofheart
Twin I'd like to fuck.
That face? Hair? Body? Wowzaroonie how I’d love to be under that. But all jokes aside, I love you so much twin. You really grown on me as someone I can be stupid with then cry over my stupid problems then be all soft with. You will always have a special place in my heart. Love you twin. I’m grateful to have someone like you in my life. I really hope you find eternal happiness with Dakota because you deserve nothing less than the best. Also, thank you for being the best ordainer ever! I love you so fucking much!!

Gerard Way
@fridaygoth
Pussy Stealer. Gerd. Second Husband.
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY CAT. The fact we met while I was mad at your ** and you were mad at mine was crazy. But I thank my twin and the universe for putting us together. Your tweets always make me laugh, even when most of our responses are in gibberish. Regardless of the bullshit we went through, you’re one of my favourites and I’m thankful to have you in my life. I would die for you. Love you.

Ashley Frangipane
@scdpoetry
Ashmeme. Frying pan. Wifey.
Another friend that stumbled into my life by the grace of life and now I am beyond grateful I get to have a friend like you to talk with on the daily. You are like stumbling upon a shiny Pokemon; rare, beautiful, and someone I am glad to show off to everybody. From memes to animals, our insanity makes talking to you a special treat. I adore you a lot Frying Pan. I’m grateful to have you in my life. I am truly blessed to have an angel like you in my life. Let's go on more Pokemon dates so I can capture all the shinies and give them to you. Love you so much.

Danny Avidan
@heartbcner
Bitch to my Jerk. Sexbang.
Bitch. The Ian Hecocks to my Anthony Padildo (even though they’re no longer a thing). I’ve known you for nearly 10 years now and I cannot ask for a better friend to geek out over nerdy things with. We may not talk frequently but when we do, I get excited and happy. You will forever be my trash coon. I love you so much bitch

Lexie Scott
@peanctbutter
Sparkles. Emo Friends 4Lyf. Animal Lover.
SPARKLE BITCH! You should change your name to sparkles because you are a unicorn, a unique, one of a kind person who loves wholeheartedly. I appreciate all the wholesome videos you send me of animals and showing me all the kindness in the world.

Bea Kristi
@beabadccbee
Pea. Rodent. “Sister.”
Peas in bras? Taking over the world as rodents? Touring buddies? This friendship is nothing but crack but I cannot ask for a better friendship. I was blessed to have such a lovely person come into my life. We may not talk much but you are defo one of my favs x

Selena Gomez
@sunflcwcrz
Fellow Crackhead. Sunflower.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THERES A PARTY AT THE END OF THE WORLD...with you. I met you through Brendon and Suph (though they don't know this). Every conversation you had together made me laugh so I figured I'd befriend you and I am so glad I did. From having that confusing conversation of Ross (Lynch? Or Macdonald?) to screaming over bands, I found a great person to vibe with. I hope we can continue to roast for as long as we are here!

Keigan Cook
@spxcebetwccn
Mum #1. Fellow Pet Lover.
You are one of the longest friends I have on here. I know we aren't the best at talking but I know I can always count on you with anything. I love you so much. Thank you for being so kind to me. Love your son. P.S. I hope you fine infinite happiness with Kota bc you guys are adorable x

Evaluna Montaner
@aestheticfaux
My Biscuit. One of the Longest friend. Fellow Pokémon lover.
You are my oldest friend on here. We have been friends since 2010 and I cannot be more grateful to give you that title. From giving each other nicknames to serenading you to the Pokémon theme song, every time we talk fills my heart with warmth. Cookie loves his biscuit and I hope next year is the year I get to meet and embrace my oldest friend.

Lynn Gunn
@artisticnvise
Longest Friend. Bestie. Mango.
Wheeeew where do I begin with this? We started on here together. We went through so many ups and downs, went through hell and back, and still have not murdered each other. Out of all my "exes," you're the only cool one and I thank you for not having a everlasting grudge on me. We were able to overcome our differences and realise we are better off as friends. You are one of the most kindest souls out there and is the glue in my many friendships. I appreciate having you as a friend.

Adam
@wickedsinnr
Sexy Hunk. Long Time Friend.
WE WERE THE OG TRIO WITH AMANDA. From our days of fangirling over artists to now, fangirling over each other (I mean you're proper fit) I'm glad we spent a majority of the decade together. You will always be one of my favourite mates.

Chelsea Schuchman
@mignonnedoux
Maite Pepperoni. -DING- -CRAZY ARMS-.
Holy fuck I cannot believe we were best mates in 2010 and went almost a whole decade without speaking. But now it's like nothing happened and we picked right back up from where we left off. I adore you so much and I am so happy that you are back in my life. Let's make more crazy memories together this decade!

Ariana Grande
@divinebabyloves
"WHO YOU GONNA CALL? ARI PROTECTION SERVICES!" Little Sis.
We met through a GC get together and I am grateful we did. You have become like a sibling to me and I will always be here for you. Thank you for always being so kind and warm to me, even when I feel I cannot be. No matter what, I will always be here for you through it all. P.S. always invite me for sushi ok.

Valerie Cossette
@AbsoluteFaux
Sister. Can't go without "cock".
We've met in 2012 I believe but we've never lost touch. We talk almost every day about the most random shit and I am convinced we are on crack 24/7. Regardless, I am honoured that you chose to stay by my side through it all. I love ya sis!

Kelley O'Hara
@hcllcwbodies
Auntie. Foodie.
Another person I've known for a long time, except now you're my aunt so we are family and I will always be throwing biscuits at your head because I can! Also, next time, let the British team win x Love you auntie!

✧ For Squishy ✧

I wanted to make a montage through the years as a couple. Some of our memories, moments, and reminding you of how much you mean to me. A charming person like you deserves all the love I can muster up. And this is for every time you feel worthless or not good enough for me, I want you to come back onto here and ready every single thing because I mean it from the bottom of my heart. I love you my dearest Squishy ❤︎

Our Beginnings:

I do not know where to begin with my memories so let us start at the very beginning. This was many many years ago. We were stupid, you used to dare me to do things that would hurt to see if I was dumb enough to do them. We were young and stupid. I recall you said you'd never date a guy (eye roll). Broke my heart a little but I acted like that did not bother me. Something about you attracted me in ways I could not explain. You see, I have been in many relationships, but not a single soul attracted me like yours did. But that all changed the night we went to the pub and well, the rest is history. What I thought would be a one night stand (and a change of heart for you) , ended up being the start of our forever. I'm grateful that in the end you realised that you too were attracted to me and did not choose the other girl (sorry Evaluna). Who knew a lover triangle would make you realise that it was me you wanted. What entails is a beautiful story of two lovers figuring out life together through the ups and downs.

The Dynamics:

We went through all the motions, Our relationship is nothing less than a huge rollercoaster with many twists, loops, and turns. Sometimes it's fun, other times you're left crying screaming for your mum. We've had really hard times together, sometimes at the hands of the other, not realising the harm we caused to one another. But through the ride, I'm proud to say I've enjoyed every second I spent with you. No matter how many times we argue, get mad, split up, my heart will always be with you. There no one else I'd rather annoy for the rest of my life x

Even though we are equally dumbasses who have no shame in the dumb shit we do, I thank you for letting me partake in the stupid shit I do. Us being dumbasses makes this relationship a whole lot more fun and entertaining. I can't believe there was a time I gave into the stupid dares you commanded me to do (remember the tattoos? Or Hawaii in the car?). Every date at the beginning of our relationship was interesting because I never knew what dumbshit you'd throw my way. May the stupid shenanigans never die out.

Most importantly, through it all, you always make sure that I am always happy. If I am down or appear to be, you always go the extra mile to put the smile back on my face. Even if it's something as small as a gentle touch. You never fail to make me happy.

Our relationship may not be perfect, we may be at times rude, mean, or hurtful to each other, but I would not trade it in for the world. I know now after all the separations, we are simply meant to be.

My Feelings:

No matter where I am, you are not too far behind, maybe taking all my attention from my mates, maybe doing something dumb, or we are having a great time. The antics, the closeness we have, everything we do is a million times better because I have my best mate with me. Thank you for making every silly moment memorable.

Even though you like to carry me around and not understand that I am smol and do not like to be off of the ground, I truly love you. You are the person I love to be around, you are my home, you are someone I am very happy to be with. I strive every day to make myself a better man to make sure you are always cherished and happy, even if I do not show it. Do not forget how much I love you.

Our Future?

Lastly, I want to say, I am so happy to be spending the rest of forever, with you, my best mate, my fiancé. this is a tribute to our many ups and downs, the hardships we overcame, and the happiness and love we harvested over the many years we spent together. I know Sophie will be proud of us when we tell her of our many tales. The only thing I can hope to be is a good example of the kind of person she should sought out if she does want a relationship. And that person should be a person that never gives up on her, one that does not allow things to become toxic. Someone who will treat her like a princess (or prince if she chooses to be) just like I found in you. You never gave up on me and you always treated me like a princess. For that, I am very grateful to have you in my life. May we make this marriage last and forever be a pain in the ass to each other. Much love, Gumdrop x

✧ Music ✧